what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
I just want to be a perfect mix of Audrey Hepburn, Blair Waldorf, Kate Middleton, Elle Woods, and a Disney Princess.
in case nobody has told you today: you are hella bomb, hella cute, and anyone would be hella lucky to have you
The only reason why people hold onto memories so tight is because memories are the only things that don’t change, even when people do.
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What is your ultimate fantasy?